September 2011
37 posts
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Can someone just get me a dog for my birthday? It’s tomorrow and thanks in advance.
Sep 30th
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Sep 30th
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Am I the only person who gets irrationally mad at scratch tickets when I don’t win?
Sep 30th
31 notes
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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All these dummies try to get fit for summer, but I’m getting fit for winter.  Cover that svelte bod in layers of flannels, cardigans, sweaters and hoodies.  It starts today.  I got my smoothie game so right.  Get fit for hibernation.
Sep 26th
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Trad Rule #88: Never date a woman who is proficient with firearms.
Sep 23rd
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Sep 23rd
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Sep 23rd
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Dear head, why do you weigh as much as an anvil right now?
Sep 22nd
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Sep 21st
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Sep 21st
7 notes
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Sep 21st
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Sep 20th
11 notes
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Sep 20th
3 notes
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Sep 19th
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Sep 16th
8 notes
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To anyone reading this…go see Drive.  Now.  Do it.  Whoa, mama.  I might go see it again today.
Sep 16th
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Sep 15th
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Sep 15th
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Sep 14th
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Fingers crossed for Powerball tonight. I know it’s a long shot but I’ve got a good feeling about this one…
Sep 14th
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Sep 13th
12 notes
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50/50 chance I could vomit all over the road on this run I’m about to embark on.  Here we go!
Sep 13th
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Sep 12th
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Sep 12th
10 notes
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Sep 12th
6 notes
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Sep 9th
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Sep 8th
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Sep 7th
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Sep 7th
1 note
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Sep 7th
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Welp, I think I broke my spleen while lying down on the couch.  It’s been fun guys.
Sep 7th
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Sep 3rd
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Sep 3rd
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Sep 3rd
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